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i wanted to be something when i was younger.
i wanted to be sixteen.
i wanted to be pretty and tall.
done up like a doll.
but i didn’t have time to conquer the floral and plaids.
i didn’t have time to understand my place.
the blonde girls are wearing sweaters
leather jackets, cigarettes, and stilettos.
the foreign girls are painted like dolls
knee socks, braids, and bows.
and we all need to fill our time with something
we’re never running out of time at 16
we wish we could paint the canvas at 40
we paint on our expressions instead
because we don’t have time for real emotions.
we cover ourselves in short glances
defile our minutes with unkept stances
the musicians and bloggers
all looking for acceptance from one another.
on the outside familiar
but inside, we’re just longing to be remembered.
we’re longing to linger.
us med field: "money & bitches"
- Tony: Dialysis was a German doctor idea and invention, and pathology was a European idea
- Me: Yeah but homogenization? Antibiotics? Breast implants? Uhhh....lobotomies.....Viagra, I mean the list goes on!
- ...
- Amanda: Bastard Germans
- Me: LOL We are obviously pioneers in the medical field.
- Amanda: VIAGRA ROFL
- Me: Germans may have made the med field useful, but we made the med field MONEYYY. DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS YA'LL.
- Amanda: MONEY MONEY BITCHES
- Me: SELL VIAGRA. GET MONEY AND BITCHES.
snoop dogg is probably a grandpa
- Amanda: snoop dogg is in this song!
- Me: i was reading some of the comments below and i agree with them. snoop dogg used to be very hood back in the day and now he's kind of a big parody of all of that stuff. and the thing is, i think snoop dogg never really was hood. he just likes to smoke and laugh, nothing wrong with that!
- Amanda: i know, right? i think he's just high all the time and over it rofl
- Me: that, or he's just getting old. it's kind of like how your grandparents are hilarious when you're younger but when you're older you're like....wow that's kind of cheesy grandma, but imma laugh cause I love you.
By request!
Here’s another re-imagining of the epic REM Uberlin video featuring Aaron Johnson dancing his perfect ass off.
This time I’ve synced it up to Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer. Prepare to LOL.
Thank you to my friend Amanda for getting me obsessed to the amazingness that is Aaron Johnson……lmfao.
escaping
we’re just escaping grasps
we’re just escaping ghosts
we’re just avoiding eyes
we’re just misbehaving souls
we’re just decades old
we’re just what we’re told
we’ve just decided to burn bright
we’ve just run out of light
we’re just escaping grasps
we’re just escaping ghosts
haunt me with your eyes
haunt me from the inside
it will always be you who haunts me most.
Good Heart
- Boss: You and your coworker are so different.
- Me: And yet we get along so well.
- Boss: That just means you both have good hearts.
- Me: :)
